You’re not a friend to me, or anyone.

You’re a friend because you’re lazy, and that’s because you don’t have time for me.

So, when I’m done with you, I’m going to have to do it for you, too.

So now, if I’m ever on your vacation, I’ll go back to work.

But if you ever come over to my house, you can go to work and stay in my place.

Now, if you want to play with me and I have a little extra money, I want to see you.

I’m happy to make that happen.